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    Thursday, December 3, 2009

    I'm baaaack! And what a past couple months!

    Well, it's official: Tiger Woods turned out to be another talented dirtbag. He's a moron, but I'm still going to buy Nike golf shirts and wish I could hit the ball as far as he does. He's first and foremost a golfer, and he can and will always be admired for his expert skill. People flock behind him on the 18th for the soul reason to see something magical. Not because of the commercials he did or because of who he is married to or because of the car he drives. The guy is a genius with a golf club - plain and simple. What he does off the course could matter SO much less to me...but anyone who does that sorta thing is a jerk to the core. (He's still my pick for next years masters and I can't wait for people to yell "cheetah" instead of "tiger".)

    CLIMATE GATE: My favorite thing to happen to hippies since hipster-hippie skirts finally became uncool!!! Al Gore is cancelling appearences and is STILL nowhere to be found. The Arnold is on his heels warning that CA is going to drown, and Barbara Boxer wants to play world police woman and get the "criminal" who "illegally" obtained and released these Ease Anglia emails. HEY LADY...don't be so quick to juuuudddgggeee. Maybe he was just insane like Nidal Hasann. And who ever said that these emails were obtained illegally??? Whistleblower???

    Hmmm what else...healthcare? Sure...let's delve.

    Congress's rating is the lowest it's been in decades, yet these people may ultimately be IR-responsible for my health? Are you kidding me?

    Okay I gotta run, but just wanted to get back that this stuff.